
Ah, welcome back to the blog, sir (or madam). If I may introduce myself, my name is Ponsonby and I have the pleasure of updating Master Simon's blog on his behalf.
You see, Master Simon and Lady Christine have been so taken with their opulent new lifestyle that they have decided to take on a butler, namely oneself.
They have asked me to inform you that they are both very happy at the moment, with Master Simon enjoying the 40 minute train journey from Upper Hutt down to the City, and Lady Christine is currently content with pottering about the mansion enjoying the views and lack of noise.
Master Simon informs me that, due to the day being particularly agreeable, they are heading off in their "Mazda Midlife Crisis" -- as he calls it -- on a drive. He tells me they are "going topless", which I dearly hope for the sake of property prices they were referring to the motor car ....
They tell me they are also enjoying temporary custody of their landlady's cat, a female tabby going by the curious name of "Louis". I must say it does nothing for me except rub up against surfaces as I'm trying to clean and perpetually scratch the carpet, the wretched thing.
Apparently Lady Christine is rather vexed that the shipping agents have yet to manage clearing their belongings through customs, which is rather a relief as I'm sure there'll be much more cutlery requiring a good clean.
Master Simon has also been mentioning something about a phantom that is a menace of some order, which he plans to view in 3D - it's all beyond me but I'm assuming he's referring to some kind of release at the picture palace. He keeps muttering cryptically about Jar Jar something, mixed in with rather salty language I'd rather not repeat here.
My my, is that the time already? Here I am nattering away when there are surfaces to be dusted! I think I shall sneak a slice of Lady Christine's divine ginger cake while they are away.
Toodles!
Yours,
Ponsonby.
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